Angus (nee Angela)
Angus is outstanding in her field. (she asked me to put that) A cowmedian since her first moo, Angus dreams of hitting it big in California and eventually landing her own sit-com tentatively called Cow is the New Black. She tried out her newest routine on me, but my appreciation was tempered by 1) not understanding the intricacies of chewing cud and 2) my dislike of flatulence humour. Apparently her jokes are loved by cows (and even the occasional goat) and she feels the farm market is a vastly underserved. She plans to kill with her comedy, after all laughter is just one letter away from slaughter.